Happy Birthday Greeting Card "Four Stages" - Packs of 6

These quirky, retro gift cards are printed in the USA on recycled paper using soybased inks & 100% wind energy

Front Reads:

Four stages of Birthdays DENIAL - I'm not an alley cat... I'm still a sex kitten DEPRESSION - Where's my flippin' cocktail? ANGER - When did my body get a mind of its own? ELATION - Still younger than you!

Inside Reads:

..And the ever popular stage 5: Why are my contacts stuck to wine glass & where the hell is the aspirin?